ohshititsgreg: My only real wish in life is to just once break out into song with a group of random strangers
roughrimjob: when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind
toddhewit: you could have reblogged that from me
michaxl: dilclo: michaxl: why am i not a disney princess because ur a 15 year old boy
i actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and i don’t know why but i just really, really do.
jopara: windowswide: don’t ever let white boys who wear flip flops tell you shit i need this tattooed on me
bidenette: it was the besta bynes it was the worsta bynes
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF
ridge: The Perks of Being a Real Nigga
beyonce use double team!
wowshutup: juilan: I saw the video of the speed boat crash on youtube and thought it would be a little better with a skrillex bass drop IT’S BACK
pleasecornetobrazil: pleasecornetobrazil: im not high mom im just happy happy i blazed that dank ass weed
Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed...– Dream Hampton (via 31chainz)
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me