theclassiest-c-u-n-t: wait..how do mermaids fuck? A merman’s tongue is actually his penis and a mermaid’s ovaries are actually in her mouth replacing the salivary glands. Thus, when the merman ejaculates through his mouth (spits) in the mermaid’s mouth she swallow it and the sperm travel into her throat and impregnate thousands of little eggs. And when giving birth she breaks...
This motherfucking app is 8 bucks!! These bitches are trying to make me pay for running for my life…?? What the fuck yo…
I really can’t picture anyone at all having a...
principal: you're all really quiet, is everything okay?
me: we all just smoked an eighth and we're high as fuck.
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I don’t know how I’m going to balance these out
When you hear a noises coming from a dark... →
Black People: White People: “Let’s split up gang”
Shamefully adding boy bands onto my iPod...has my...
I’m going to pick the second one so I can sleep at night soundly